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Water Bottle (Camelbak)

Water Bottle (Camelbak)

Regular price $30.00
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Why settle for ordinary water when you can have water that's actively doing nothing? With our Skeptic Water Bottle, every sip is a masterclass in homeopathy. Here’s why you’ll love it:

  • Zero Active Ingredients: That’s right, we’ve perfected the art of subtraction! Your drink arrives with the exact same potency it left your tap. Because less is more.
  • Self-Dilution Technology: Each gulp you take dilutes the drink further, ensuring that any trace of flavor or nutrients is homeopathically minimized to the point of near nonexistence.
  • Eco-Friendly: With no active ingredients, we're not just saving your taste buds, but also the planet, one pointless dilution at a time.

    Remember, in a world where less is more, the Skeptic Water Bottle ensures you're getting the absolute minimum. Drink up, and question on!

Resistant to stains, shattering, and odors, it keeps your drinks fresh, and the spill-proof lid and bite valve prevent leaks.

• 25 oz (739 ml)
• Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm)
• BPA-free Eastman Tritan™ Renew 50% recycled material
• Stain, shatter, and odor-resistant
• Spill-proof screw-on lid with bite valve
• Single-finger carry-handle

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